On the great american dream
I thought it may help cure
My sweet and sour self esteem
So, i emptied out
My savings bank account
I handed it over to
The ford motor company
I'm looking out
For the other guy,
The other gal
You never know who or
Where or what or why
Or how
I traded my trusty nissan
For the dual airbags
The anti-lock brakes
And the rear facing seat
Never mind that
I'm afraid of the brushless car wash
Can't meet my payments
And i lack rapid movement sleep
No eating or drinking
In my new car
No smoking or animal hair
In my new car
No muddy feet on the seat
Of my new car
No climbing through
The child-safe windows